When I have kids, the rule is going to be, ‘you can be whatever you want to be; a doctor, an artist, a stay-at-home-mom, a stripper, a monk. You can be gay, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, straight and everything in between. You can be a UU, Christian, Hindu, Ba’hai, Atheist, Questioning, whatever. You can be any gender you want, just tell me, and I will support you. But the minute I hear about you bullying someone, we’re going to have a serious problem.’

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Do it I’m bored

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you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring

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what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

2 hours of amatur bdsm softcore hollywood porn
Why not just watch game of thrones instead

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  • police: OPEN THE DOOR NOW
  • me: um not if you keep yelling
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